Although this isn’t currently in stock, I needed to post it. Not only is the name of the item hilarious, but the description is worth reading even if you’re not purchasing it.

Everybody Was Kung Fu Lightning
NINJA UMBRELLA

Rain: Ninja. You are but a mere mortal and no match for my powerful torrent. Do you surrender?

Ninja: Ah, Rain. You are a most worthy opponent and teacher. But I will never surrender.

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