For a dollar, iPhone and iPod Touch users who need to say something (without having to say anything at all) can use this app to communicate messages that are as amusing as they are practical. The app provides a selection of individual flash cards with statements that are useful anywhere for any occasion. My personal favorite is the tiny violin, which would be perfect to flash at someone while I’m listening to a sob story I’m not very willing to hear. This app just might be a catalyst for laziness to say something vocally, but I’m okay with that; it seems very fun to have on hand.

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