If you describe your humor as dry with a touch of morbidity, then Perpetual Disappointments Diary is right up your alley. It is what it sounds like — a large journal that includes a series of “disappointing twists.”

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As a follow-up to their previous Disappointments Diary 2013, creative duo Asbury & Asbury published this sequel, complete with notable deaths throughout the year, demotivational quotes, passive-aggressive notes and even bank insecurity questions. To make it even more approachable, the journal has useful phrases that are translated into French, Spanish, German, and Mandarin. Ready to be disappointed, perpetually? Get yours here.

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