Are you sitting down?

Katie Stout just completed her sophomore year at RISD and sent me her Udder Table. I have no words about this table other than it makes me slightly nauseated yet also captivated, so I will let Katie describe her reasoning for creating this table:
Udder Table depicts society’s dependency on milk while also celebrating the cow and her teats. Milk makes the human strong and healthy, thus dairy has become emblematic of America. However, the cow seems to be appreciated only when doused in ketchup and slapped between buns. This totemic table is a reminder to an overly sanitized society that milk comes from a teat, not a refrigerated carton at the super market. Udder Table glorifies the bovine mammary gland and bestows the cow with the totemic status she deserves for the production of America’s favorite beverage.

























vanderleun on 06.22.2010 at 15:15 PM
Amazingly bad for a student. Usually, you have to be a professional to be that bad.
hardcorelingo on 06.23.2010 at 09:29 AM
Typical post-rationalized bull.
(pun intended)
Tonja Morris on 06.23.2010 at 11:02 AM
It’s just wrong. I might have been OK with it if not for the vein detail!
grant on 06.23.2010 at 19:07 PM
hey there so first of all i love the table
secondly, a study shown of deep investigation of the dairy administrations shows milk isnt all that good for you, in fact, it takes more calcium from your bones to digest then it gives to you
tom on 06.23.2010 at 19:10 PM
I’ve seen things in a public toilet better looking than that.
jebediah on 06.23.2010 at 22:22 PM
this is beautiful
heyzeus christos on 06.26.2010 at 13:33 PM
really incredible craft, i love it — hey tom, take me to one of your public toilets sometime?
fuzzybear on 08.03.2010 at 20:59 PM
A lot of these posters are negative nancies. I think the table is lovely: quirky, innovative, and fun.
Moo.